challenges!

=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=< p>Bob meets Jack at the bar after work and is looking down in the dumps. “What’s wrong now, Bob,” asked Jack. “They called in a management team and gave everyone in the office an aptitude test to see what they were best suited for,” replied Bob. “Yeah, so what’s the problem with that?” asked Jack. “Well, it seems I’m best suited for unemployment!” Bob replied.

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Q: Why wouldn’t the fence railing go into the shop?

A: ‘Cos it was a Post Office!

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The graveside service had just barely finished when there was a clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance. A little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, “Well, she’s there!”

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The subject was having kids and old Harry was telling them down at the pub: “If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either!” Fair dink - who leaves these little stories in my letter box?

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Out of a place: Billy walked over to the bar and one of his mates asked, “Did you have a bet today?” “Yeah,” he replied, “and although it didn’t win it was a good horse because it took six others to beat it home!!”

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Archi e met a girl in a pub one night and ended up going back to her house. After a few drinks they started getting frisky on the sofa. She looked at Archie and panted, “Let’s take this upstairs.” “Okay,” shrugged Archie, looking a little confused. “You grab one end and I’ll grab the other!”

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Micha el: “It’s hard for my sister to eat.” Maureen: ‘Why?” Michael: “Because she can’t bear to stop talking!”