"Free."

"Supported."

"Alive."

"... Sexually aroused."

David Beckham has starred in a spoof of his own underwear advertisements during an appearance on The Late Late Show With James Corden on Monday.

The retired footballer, whose semi-clad body has advertised the briefs of brands including Armani and H&M, joined with comedian James Corden to create a video campaign for their spoof line of underwear, D&J briefs.

The advertisement, shot in the black-and-white style of Beckham's Armani ads, features the pair both in their knickers, rattling off nonsensical lines about male self-confidence.

"Beauty is skin-deep, it's underneath that counts," Beckham says.

Throughout the piece the men are shown in a series of bizarre artistic poses, with Corden at one stage jumping across the set and performing the worm.

 

The Beckham clan have decided to spend the Easter school holidays stateside this year.

The 39-year-old former England captain visited Miami, where he is currently part of a group bidding to start a new soccer team for the American competition.

His sons Brooklyn, 16, Romeo, 12, and Cruz, 10, also had official duties to fulfill. The three brothers attended the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday in what is believed to be their first red carpet appearance without their famous parents.