A young woman was in a café explaining her idea of the perfect mate. “The man I marry must be a shining light among company. He must be musical, tell jokes, sing, entertain and stay home of an evening.” An old lady sitting nearby piped up, “Girly, if that’s all you want, get yourself a TV!”
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Readers, did you hear about the bloke who sprinkled sugar on his pillow – he thought it would let him have sweet dreams!
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A police officer spotted a blonde down on her knees under a street light. “Can I help you, miss?” he asked. “I dropped my diamond ring and I’m looking for it,” replied the blonde. “Did you drop it right here?” asked the cop. “No,” she responded. “I dropped it about a block away but the light’s better here!”
