“My dad owns a newspaper,” said little Mary. “Yeah? He must be rich,” said little Joey. “Not really. He bought it at the newsagency this morning!” advised Mary.
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In my hand I had a dozen eggs in a carton and this following conversation took place: “What have you got there?” “A dozen eggs.” “Where did they come from?” “I grew them.” “You grew them! How’d ya do that?” “Haven’t you heard of eggplants!!” I am not sure whether the bloke I was talking to actually believed me or not!
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Talking about snakes down at the pub, Old Jimmy posed the question, “What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?” After many varied suggestions, one bloke asked, “What would you do, Jimmy?” “I’d sleep somewhere else!” Jimmy replied.
